Let Your Medium Match Your Message

Here's what some of my paintings in college were called: one liners.  I like to write on art as a way for telling a story.  Unfortunely, I sometimes dedicate an entire painting to a story that could have been told in a one frame "Far Side" cartoon.  The result is 15 seconds of interest and a chuckle from the viewer.  Well, I hope you have 15 seconds to kill: